Roswell Extracts

Out-of-this-world fiction, grounded in Georgia

⚠️ This brand does not exist.

Roswell Extracts references Georgia's Roswell suburb — not the aliens — but maintains an out-of-this-world fictional extraction program that is equally imaginary.

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Products by Roswell Extracts

Roswell Extracts Shatter

Roswell Extracts Shatter

Concentrate / Shatter

THC 81.0%

$50.00 / 1g

Out-of-this-world Roswell shatter with clarity that rivals the north Georgia ...

by Roswell Extracts

Roswell Live Resin Sugar

Roswell Live Resin Sugar

Concentrate / Live Resin

THC 69.0%

$62.00 / 1g

Sugar-textured live resin from Roswell Extracts with golden crystal formation...

by Roswell Extracts

Roswell Wax OG

Concentrate / Wax

THC 76.0%

$43.00 / 1g

OG Kush wax from Roswell Extracts, golden and imaginary in the Georgia sun. N...

by Roswell Extracts

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This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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