Albany Peanut Patch Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Southwest Georgia's most agriculturally adjacent imaginary dispensary. Albany is peanut country and this fiction proves it with zero actual cannabis and maximum legume energy.
1 Flint River Fiction Blvd, Albany, GA 31701
229-555-0707 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun Closed (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 72.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Live resin from Pecan Grove Extracts, flash-frozen in imaginary south Georgia...
by Pecan Grove Extracts
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 73.0%
$60.00 / 1g
Flash-frozen Creek Nation live resin with terpene-rich fictional profile from...
by Creek Nation Live Resin
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 88.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Ultra-refined Pecan Grove distillate at 88% fictional THC in a precision syri...
by Pecan Grove Extracts
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 82.0%
$48.00 / 1g
Creek Nation distillate refined to 82% imaginary THC from fictional river val...
by Creek Nation Live Resin
Edibles / Gummies
THC 15.0%
$35.00 / 10-pack
Watermelon gummies from Creek Nation, inspired by summer Georgia riverside pi...
by Creek Nation Gummy Co
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 8.0%
$22.00 / 1 slice
Appalachian apple stack cake slice from Blue Ridge Baked Goods, infused with ...
by Blue Ridge Baked Goods
Edibles / Beverage
THC 7.0%
$13.00 / 12 fl oz
Georgia sweet tea sparkling drink with fictional cannabis infusion from Golde...
by Golden Isles Beverage Co
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$12.00 / 12 fl oz
Peach and ginger sparkling drink with equal CBD and THC fictional infusion. C...
by Golden Isles Beverage Co