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Athens Dawg House Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Athens' most college-town imaginary dispensary, serving the fictional UGA cannabis community with pretend flower and real Bulldogs enthusiasm. How 'Bout Them Weeds.

11 Classic City Fiction Road, Athens, GA 30601
706-555-0606 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-10pm, Sun 12pm-8pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Bulldog Sour Diesel
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Athens-grown Sour Diesel from Bulldog Craft Flower. Fuel-forward imaginary te...
by Bulldog Craft Flower Co
Bulldog Biscotti
Flower / Indica
THC 29.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Cookie genetics in Bulldog packaging from Athens' most fictional craft cultiv...
by Bulldog Craft Flower Co
Blue Ridge RS-11
Flower / Hybrid
THC 30.5%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
RS-11 from Blue Ridge Indica Gardens, grown in the imaginary mountain hollows...
by Blue Ridge Indica Gardens
Bulldog Amnesia Haze
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
Amnesia Haze from Bulldog Hybrid Gardens, for forgetting that Georgia's canna...
by Bulldog Hybrid Gardens
Blue Ridge Tangie
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.0%
$39.00 / 1/8 oz
Tangie from the Blue Ridge mountains of north Georgia, citrusy and bright aga...
by Blue Ridge Indica Gardens
Blue Ridge Mountain Wax
Concentrate / Wax
THC 74.0%
$42.00 / 1g
Amber mountain wax from Blue Ridge Wax Works, produced at fictional elevation...
by Blue Ridge Wax Works
Blue Ridge Wax OG
Concentrate / Wax
THC 76.0%
$43.00 / 1g
OG Kush-derived Blue Ridge wax for the north Georgia mountain weekend. Piney ...
by Blue Ridge Wax Works
Blue Ridge Apple Stack Cake
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 8.0%
$22.00 / 1 slice
Appalachian apple stack cake slice from Blue Ridge Baked Goods, infused with ...
by Blue Ridge Baked Goods

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Georgia:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️