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Atlanta BeltLine Botanicals

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Atlanta's most walkable imaginary dispensary, adjacent to the BeltLine where joggers are real, murals are real, and cannabis dispensaries are entirely fictional.

22 Ponce Fiction City Market, Atlanta, GA 30308
404-555-1111 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Georgia Red Clay Gelato 41
Flower / Indica
THC 25.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Gelato 41 grown in the characteristic red clay of Georgia's piedmont. Sweet a...
by Georgia Red Clay Flower Farm
Magnolia Runtz
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Runtz from Magnolia Sativa Fields, candy-sweet imaginary terpenes against a b...
by Magnolia Sativa Fields
Bulldog Amnesia Haze
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
Amnesia Haze from Bulldog Hybrid Gardens, for forgetting that Georgia's canna...
by Bulldog Hybrid Gardens
Chattahoochee River Rosin
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 68.5%
$65.00 / 1g
Cold-pressed imaginary rosin from the Chattahoochee watershed. Solventless fi...
by Chattahoochee River Rosin
Chattahoochee Sauce
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 66.0%
$70.00 / 1g
Diamond-studded sauce with terpene liquid from the Chattahoochee imaginary wa...
by Chattahoochee River Rosin
Magnolia Muscadine Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.0%
$31.00 / 10-pack
Muscadine and scuppernong grape gummies from the Magnolia label. Georgia's mo...
by Magnolia Muscadine Gummies
Chattahoochee Healing Lotion
Topicals / Lotion
THC 0.5%
$42.00 / 4 oz
Riverside lotion from Chattahoochee Healing with imaginary CBD from fictional...
by Chattahoochee Healing Lotion
Chattahoochee High-CBD Lotion
Topicals / Lotion
THC 0.3%
$48.00 / 6 oz
High-CBD Peach State lotion with 30% imaginary cannabidiol content for the Ge...
by Peach State Lotion Works

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Georgia:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️