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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️

Macon Cherry Blossom Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Macon's cherry blossom festival draws real tourists; this second imaginary dispensary draws entirely fictional cannabis consumers in the spring and throughout the year.

888 Cherry Fiction Way, Macon, GA 31204
478-555-1616 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 12pm-5pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Peach State Gorilla Glue 4
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
GG4 from Peach State Indica Grove, sticky as Georgia humidity in July and twi...
by Peach State Indica Grove
Creek Nation Watermelon Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 15.0%
$35.00 / 10-pack
Watermelon gummies from Creek Nation, inspired by summer Georgia riverside pi...
by Creek Nation Gummy Co
Pecan Praline Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 15.0%
$35.00 / 10-pack
Peach Blossom Gummies' seasonal pecan praline flavor. Buttery, nutty, and ima...
by Peach Blossom Gummies
Georgia Red Clay Watermelon Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 13.0%
$31.00 / 10-pack
Watermelon gummies shaped like Georgia's state vegetable — or fruit, the argu...
by Georgia Red Clay Edibles
Pecan Grove Regular Roll
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 18.0%
$10.00 / 1g pre-roll
Simple south Georgia pre-roll from Pecan Grove Regular Rolls. As uncomplicate...
by Pecan Grove Regular Rolls
Pecan Grove Regular Sativa
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 17.0%
$9.00 / 1g pre-roll
South Georgia sativa pre-roll from Pecan Grove Regular Rolls. For the Albany ...
by Pecan Grove Regular Rolls

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Georgia:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️