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Macon Music City Cannabis

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Macon's most rock-and-roll imaginary dispensary, paying fictional tribute to the Allman Brothers in a city where the music legacy is real and the cannabis shop is a dream.

400 Allman Brothers Fiction Lane, Macon, GA 31201
478-555-0505 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 12pm-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Georgia Red Clay Gelato 41
Flower / Indica
THC 25.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Gelato 41 grown in the characteristic red clay of Georgia's piedmont. Sweet a...
by Georgia Red Clay Flower Farm
Peach State Gelonade
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Gelonade from the Peach State, citrusy and tropical with imaginary Georgia pe...
by Peach Sativa Horizon
Peach State Gorilla Glue 4
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
GG4 from Peach State Indica Grove, sticky as Georgia humidity in July and twi...
by Peach State Indica Grove
Creek Nation Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 73.0%
$60.00 / 1g
Flash-frozen Creek Nation live resin with terpene-rich fictional profile from...
by Creek Nation Live Resin
Georgia Red Clay Peach Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$30.00 / 10-pack
Peach-shaped gummies from Georgia Red Clay Edibles, infused with imaginary ca...
by Georgia Red Clay Edibles
Creek Nation Sweet Tea Beverage
Edibles / Beverage
THC 7.0%
$13.00 / 12 fl oz
Georgia sweet tea sparkling drink with fictional cannabis infusion from Golde...
by Golden Isles Beverage Co
Savannah Peach Lemonade Drink
Edibles / Beverage
THC 6.0%
$13.00 / 12 fl oz
Peach lemonade sparkling beverage with imaginary cannabis infusion. A Savanna...
by Golden Isles Beverage Co
Georgia Red Clay Watermelon Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 13.0%
$31.00 / 10-pack
Watermelon gummies shaped like Georgia's state vegetable — or fruit, the argu...
by Georgia Red Clay Edibles

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Georgia:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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