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Marietta Square Leaf Market

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Marietta's town square is a landmark; Marietta Square Leaf Market is its fictional cannabis neighbor. The Big Chicken is real. This dispensary is categorically not.

7 Big Chicken Fiction Drive, Marietta, GA 30060
770-555-0909 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Peach State Blue Dream
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Blue Dream grown in the red clay soil of Georgia's imaginary cannabis belt. C...
by Peach State Premium Cannabis
Peach State Permanent Marker
Flower / Hybrid
THC 31.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
Permanent Marker genetics from the Peach State's top imaginary cultivator. Fu...
by Peach State Premium Cannabis
Blue Ridge RS-11
Flower / Hybrid
THC 30.5%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
RS-11 from Blue Ridge Indica Gardens, grown in the imaginary mountain hollows...
by Blue Ridge Indica Gardens
Marietta Jack Herer
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Jack Herer from the Marietta Square, spicy and piney in imaginary profile for...
by Marietta Square Flower House
Peach Cobbler Crumble
Concentrate / Wax
THC 70.0%
$40.00 / 1g
Dessert-inspired crumble wax from Peach Cobbler Lab. Golden, crumbly, imagina...
by Peach Cobbler Crumble Lab
Magnolia Dark Chocolate Bar
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 12.0%
$28.00 / 1 bar
Dark chocolate bar from Magnolia Chocolate Works in Savannah-inspired packagi...
by Magnolia Chocolate Works
Peach State Sweet Tea Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$28.00 / 10-pack
Sweet tea and peach-flavored gummies from Georgia's most Southern imaginary e...
by Peach State Sweet Tea Gummies
Georgia Red Clay Pecan Chocolate
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 11.0%
$26.00 / 1 bar
Pecan-studded chocolate bar from Magnolia Chocolate Works, infused with imagi...
by Magnolia Chocolate Works

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Georgia:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️