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Riverwalk Releaf Augusta

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Augusta's most fairway-adjacent imaginary dispensary. The Masters is held here in April; imaginary cannabis dispensing happens here in fiction year-round.

8 Masters Fiction Drive, Augusta, GA 30901
706-555-0303 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Blue Ridge Tangie
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.0%
$39.00 / 1/8 oz
Tangie from the Blue Ridge mountains of north Georgia, citrusy and bright aga...
by Blue Ridge Indica Gardens
Pecan Grove Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 72.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Live resin from Pecan Grove Extracts, flash-frozen in imaginary south Georgia...
by Pecan Grove Extracts
Blue Ridge Mountain Wax
Concentrate / Wax
THC 74.0%
$42.00 / 1g
Amber mountain wax from Blue Ridge Wax Works, produced at fictional elevation...
by Blue Ridge Wax Works
Blue Ridge Wax OG
Concentrate / Wax
THC 76.0%
$43.00 / 1g
OG Kush-derived Blue Ridge wax for the north Georgia mountain weekend. Piney ...
by Blue Ridge Wax Works
Pecan Distillate Syringe
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 88.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Ultra-refined Pecan Grove distillate at 88% fictional THC in a precision syri...
by Pecan Grove Extracts
Pecan Praline Chocolate
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 9.0%
$25.00 / 1 bar
Pecan praline-flavored chocolate bar from the Georgia candy tradition. Imagin...
by Pecan Praline Edibles
Blue Ridge Honey Cookies
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 8.0%
$20.00 / 2-pack
Mountain honey shortbread cookies from Blue Ridge Baked Goods, infused with f...
by Blue Ridge Baked Goods
Blue Ridge Recovery Balm
Topicals / Balm
THC 4.0%
$36.00 / 2 oz
Post-hike recovery balm for the north Georgia trail runner. Eucalyptus and im...
by Golden Isles CBD Balm

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Georgia:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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