Savannah Garden District Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Savannah's most hauntingly imaginary second dispensary, located near ghost tours that are real and a cannabis operation that exists only in the most polite fiction.
42 Abercorn Ghost Walk, Savannah, GA 31405
912-555-1212 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 26.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
OG Kush grown beneath fictional magnolia trees in Savannah's imaginary garden...
by Magnolia Gardens Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
Wedding Cake grown near the Georgia barrier islands. Coastal salt air imagina...
by Golden Isles Flower Co
Flower / Indica
THC 26.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple Punch from the Golden Isles. Grape and blueberry imaginary terpenes fr...
by Golden Isles Flower Co
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Mimosa from the Peach State Horizon, citrus and peach notes in a fictional sa...
by Peach Sativa Horizon
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 67.0%
$63.00 / 1g
Solventless Magnolia Rosin pressed from fictional cold-water hash in Savannah...
by Magnolia Rosin Studio
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$12.00 / 12 fl oz
Muscadine grape sparkling beverage with imaginary cannabis from the Georgia c...
by Golden Isles Beverage Co
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 14.0%
$22.00 / 4-pack
Bite-sized peach cobbler bites from Savannah Baked Sweets, infused with ficti...
by Savannah Baked Sweets
Topicals / Balm
THC 2.0%
$35.00 / 2 oz
Coastal Georgia CBD balm from the Golden Isles line. Salt marsh botanicals an...
by Golden Isles CBD Balm