Savannah River Street Releaf
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Savannah's most tourist-adjacent imaginary dispensary, situated on River Street's cobblestones where every shop is a novelty and this one is the most fictional of all.
9 River Street Fiction Cobblestone, Savannah, GA 31401
912-555-2020 (not a real number)
Mon-Sun 10am-10pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Super Lemon Haze from the Savannah waterfront. Citrus and lemon imaginary ter...
by Savannah Waterfront Flower Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
White Widow grown in the genteel tradition of Savannah's magnolia gardens. Fr...
by Magnolia Gardens Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Cherry Pie along the Savannah River. Sweet cherry and earthy imaginary terpen...
by Savannah Waterfront Flower Co
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 85.0%
$50.00 / 1g
Southern-refined Savannah distillate at 85% fictional THC. Slow-drip gold fro...
by Savannah Distillate Studio
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 74.5%
$62.00 / 1g
Savannah live resin flash-frozen in the historic district. Terpene profile as...
by Savannah Live Resin Lab
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 10.0%
$24.00 / 2-pack
Savannah benne wafer-studded brownie from Savannah Baked Sweets, infused with...
by Savannah Baked Sweets
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 9.0%
$24.00 / 1 bar
Milk chocolate bark from Magnolia Chocolate Works with pecans and sea salt, i...
by Magnolia Chocolate Works
Topicals / Patch
THC 2.0%
$28.00 / 4-pack
Savannah-paced transdermal patch for the Georgia consumer who takes everythin...
by Savannah Patch Lab