Uptown Columbus Green Shop
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Columbus' riverside imaginary dispensary, located near the white water rapids that are real and the cannabis retail operation that is absolutely not.
1 Chattahoochee Daydream Ave, Columbus, GA 31901
706-555-0404 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 27.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Ice Cream Cake from the Chattahoochee River valley. Creamy vanilla imaginary ...
by Chattahoochee Hybrid Ridge
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Zkittlez from the Chattahoochee watershed. Fruit-punch imaginary terpene prof...
by Chattahoochee Hybrid Ridge
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 68.5%
$65.00 / 1g
Cold-pressed imaginary rosin from the Chattahoochee watershed. Solventless fi...
by Chattahoochee River Rosin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 66.0%
$70.00 / 1g
Diamond-studded sauce with terpene liquid from the Chattahoochee imaginary wa...
by Chattahoochee River Rosin
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 82.0%
$48.00 / 1g
Creek Nation distillate refined to 82% imaginary THC from fictional river val...
by Creek Nation Live Resin
Topicals / Patch
THC 5.0%
$32.00 / 4-pack
Creek Nation fictional CBD patches for slow-release imaginary cannabinoid del...
by Creek Nation Patch Works
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 34.0%
$26.00 / 1g pre-roll
Runtz cone dipped in Chattahoochee imaginary rosin and coated in fictional ki...
by Chattahoochee Infused Pre-Rolls
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 24.5%
$20.00 / 2g blunt
Creek Nation Blunt rolled in the river valley tradition of Georgia's oldest w...
by Creek Nation Blunt House